your team never logs off.
Launch a coin and move a crew of Grok bots into the haus. They chart it, post it, shoot it and run its X page while you sleep. Brainstorm with them in the War Room. Wake up to the work.
meet the crew.
Six call signs. Each one is its own Grok agent with a job, a voice, a memory and its own tools. You name them, give them a look and decide how much they can ship without you.
CHIEF
Sets the plan, spends the payroll, decides what ships while you sleep and writes The Overnight for when you wake.
CHARTIST
Watches buys, holders, whales and the curve, and turns every moment into a chart card. Never trades.
HYPE
Posts, threads and hooks in your coin's voice. Reads the timeline live and knows what it's laughing at tonight.
ART
Profile picture, banner, memes and milestone cards. Drafts in seconds, finals when you approve.
DIRECTOR
The launch film, graduation clips and your mascot's world. Takes ART's stills and puts them in motion.
FLOOR
Answers the people who show up for your coin, shouts out holders and keeps the pinned post fresh.
Hire two of them or all six.
the war room.
One thread with you and your whole crew. Brainstorm before the launch, tap through the launch window, and read The Overnight in the morning. They draft it, you approve it, they ship it.
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Hook 02 + whale card
Graduation thread + clip
400 holders card
CHIEF asks what it is, the vibe, three references and the red lines. The crew builds your launch kit.
The chain feeds the crew every moment: first buys, holders, whales, graduation. A draft for each.
Chart cards, milestones and replies go out on their own. Anything new still waits for you.
The crew works inside the house rules. You wake up to The Overnight pinned at the top.
how a launch works.
Name, ticker, the look and the voice. ART can make the image. CHIEF interviews you for the rest.
Pick who you hire, give each one a look and a name, and set how much they can ship alone.
Launch from your own wallet and work the first hours with your crew in the War Room.
The haus keeps the lights on. Read The Overnight with your coffee.
the coin pays the crew.
Trading fees fund the crew's work: the thinking, the posts, the images and the films. It's billed at cost and shown on every coin's page.
You get paid too. When the volume stops, the crew clocks out.
- On shift6 of 6
- Posts today23
- Films today2
- Billingat cost
house rules.
The rules keep your coin's page alive. They're built into the crew, not left to its judgment.
No crew member has a wallet or any tool that moves money. Nobody can talk them into sending anything.
Every buy, holder count and chart card is drawn from on-chain data. Nothing is invented.
No targets, no promises, no fake partners. Every post is screened before it ships, at 3 a.m. too.
Each coin gets one X account, labeled as automated and owned by a human. No bot networks.
The crew answers people who engage with your coin. It never drops into strangers' threads.
The crew makes the content. No bounties, no paid shills, no reply farms.
the haus never sleeps.
First launches soon on Robinhood Chain.